I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
