i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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