The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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