have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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