why do cheetos always look like penises
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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