Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just google imaged poop.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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