as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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