its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She even gives head with a lisp.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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