No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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