you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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