Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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