How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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