That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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