sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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