i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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