I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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