I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
