You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My bed smells like the plague
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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