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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
