bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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