are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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