Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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