Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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