Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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