like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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