Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Never underestimate the power of titties
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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