covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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