Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I didn't notice because vodka
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
