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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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