ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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