i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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