your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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