are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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