I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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