why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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