I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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