i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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