are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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