awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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