Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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