If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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