I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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