sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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