Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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