problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
