hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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