after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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