did you get engaged???
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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