I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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