I feel like abortions should bother me more
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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