So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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