I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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