a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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