I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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