if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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